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These posts are the creation of Doran L. Barton (AKA Fozziliny Moo). To learn more about Doran, check out his website at fozzilinymoo.org.

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Swift Crash

Posted: 3 May 2004 at 12:26:00

It doesn’t bode well for senator and presidential-hopeful John F. Kerry.

First off, Kerry’s been making a big deal about his military service—portraying himself as the noble military man who has the experience to be president. Meanwhile, today we find out several of his buddies from his four-month stint in Vietnam are calling him unfit to be president.

Over the weekend, Kerry took a fall on his bicycle while riding leisurely. This morning Rush Limbaugh reported that extensive analysis of the bicycle crash showed strong indications that it was caused by Kerry shifting his position while on the bicycle.

That’s all for now. Have a lot of work to do.