BECK: Do you remember about a month ago when all those numbskulls were out there camping in line just to get their hands on a brand-new iPhone? Yes, like -- anyway, I`ve got the feeling that none of them ever bothered to think ahead to the day when you`d be getting an iPhone bill. Apparently iPhone`s not free.

Anyway, the iPhone bills are a little longer than expected. In fact, they`re almost the length of a Harry Potter book. When Justine Ezarik of Pittsburgh opened her first iPhone bill over the weekend, it was nearly 300 pages long. She made a video documenting her first iPhone bill, which of course she has posted on YouTube, which I can download on my iPhone, except it would probably add another page to my bill. I mean, what did we do before iPhones and YouTube?

Joining me now is Justine. Justine, 300 pages?

JUSTINE EZARIK, GOT 300-PAGE IPHONE BILL: Hi.

BECK: I haven`t got my bill yet. What did you say?

EZARIK: Yes, it`s a little under 300, but it was double-sided, so...

BECK: Oh. So it`s almost 600. Yes.

EZARIK: Yes, pretty much.

BECK: How many text messages do you do?

EZARIK: Usually, on average, I`ll do about 35,000 a month, which is absolutely a slow month. I was actually under 30,000.

BECK: You know, we did the math on that. That`s 1,000 text messages a day. If you`re awake for 16 hours, that means you have to average 62.5 messages an hour, which is about one per minute. How do you do that?

EZARIK: Well, I mean, I do text a lot of people, but there`s also this service called Twitter that I use, and it updates me constantly with what my friends are doing. So it`s all through text message-based. And also Facebook, I use their entirely mobile...

BECK: Could you ask the cameraman to pull back? I want to see if you have any legs or anything. Are you confined to a bed? Or do you -- I mean, I`m just wondering. Pull back, please. I`m just wondering, do you have a life? Do you go out and do anything? You seem to have legs.

EZARIK: I do. And I also have my iPhone and my bill.

BECK: And your bill, right. So you have a Web cam, a Web site, a blog, a Facebook, MySpace, Flicker, Tweeter (sic). How do you do all of this? Why do you do all this?

EZARIK: Honestly, I`m not sure. Why? I`m not sure. I think it`s mostly I really love technology, and I love constantly being connected. So all of these things allow me to be connected.

BECK: There you go. Justine, thanks a lot.

And don`t forget, if you want to know what`s on tomorrow`s program, you can Tweeter (sic) me, because I know what`s going on.