Oh, here’s the original of that Gorey photo.

Dave suggested we try to come up with a few possible captions for this thing. Please feel free to include some of your own in the comments.

Okay, here are some that we thought of.

“Esteemed colleagues, please hold your applause until I'm finished passing this kidney stone.”

“Who said you could leave?!”

“And now I will proceed to demonstrate that I can, in fact, deepthroat this microphone.”

“I’m sick and tired of Bill getting to have all the fun! Things have got to change!”

I’m anxious to see what other people come up with.