Malupdated
Posted: 23 September 2003 at 03:25:45
I just updated the Malverbiage database with several new side-splitting quotes. They will also be appearing in my e-mail signatures as well.
Here are a couple of the new ones:
“We make sure our drinks do not kill you. This is something you must remember.”
— Seen on a sign in a restaurant
“I have been diagnosed with Attention Defecate Disorder. This makes me very disorganized.”
—Seen in a school paper.